Two New Messages
On my answering machine when I got home from work:
It was good to know, because, well, when you tell God to be in by 11pm, and you don't hear from him all night long, you just get, you know, worried and stuff. At least I know he's okay, now, wherever he happens to be hanging out.
I'm not entirely sure where he was on the way to in the first place.
Oh, and by the way, the second message was only a telemarketer.
I'm a representative of God, and just calling to let you know that God, and Jesus Christ his son, are on their way back.
It was good to know, because, well, when you tell God to be in by 11pm, and you don't hear from him all night long, you just get, you know, worried and stuff. At least I know he's okay, now, wherever he happens to be hanging out.
I'm not entirely sure where he was on the way to in the first place.
Oh, and by the way, the second message was only a telemarketer.