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2004.09.28 Skycoaster!
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Super Powers
I told a new friend today that I have magical socks of invisibility.

She asked if I was wearing them.

I said no, because then I would be invisible, and she wouldn't know where I was.

So she's now on a mission to find and steal my socks of invisibility. This will be tricky, because she knows they look just like all my other socks, so she'd have to try on every pair of my socks to try to identify which they are.

What she *doesn't* know, though (and this is where things get interesting), is that I don't actually have any socks of invisibility, so if she does try to steal them, she'll end up trying on all my socks and not finding anything.

I'm a genius.