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Discussing with some friends earlier this week the questionable circumstances of my getting home after drinking far too much at an office Christmas party, and a cafe bar afterward.
French Canadian Friend: Yeah, when you ordered that La Fin du Monde I knew that was the end for you. That's what it means you know, "End of the world."
Matt: Yeah, well, the only place I've had that was at my favorite bar back in Dallas, and hadn't seen it since. I was excited.
FCF's Ukrainian Girlfriend: So you don't remember getting home?
Matt: You make me feel so bad about it. Yeah, well, I remember walking outside with you guys.
French Canadian Friend: Heh. You mumbled something like, "I'ma goin walk home. Bye bye." As if you had that many other options.
Matt: Well, I did. or started to. Turned the corner up Seymour St from Davie, and then woke up the next morning with an apocalyptic hangover. Whatever happened in between is one of the world's great mysteries now.
FCFUG: Oh no, I really hope you were careful. That's how you wake up in bed with a stranger, you know.
Matt: I know! But in my neighborhood? Hell, no. I would have been out $400. Or with a boy. Or both.
French Canadian Friend: Oh yeah, eh.
FCFUG: Oh yes. Your street is sort of . . . colorful.
French Canadian Friend: Yeah, when you ordered that La Fin du Monde I knew that was the end for you. That's what it means you know, "End of the world."
Matt: Yeah, well, the only place I've had that was at my favorite bar back in Dallas, and hadn't seen it since. I was excited.
FCF's Ukrainian Girlfriend: So you don't remember getting home?
Matt: You make me feel so bad about it. Yeah, well, I remember walking outside with you guys.
French Canadian Friend: Heh. You mumbled something like, "I'ma goin walk home. Bye bye." As if you had that many other options.
Matt: Well, I did. or started to. Turned the corner up Seymour St from Davie, and then woke up the next morning with an apocalyptic hangover. Whatever happened in between is one of the world's great mysteries now.
FCFUG: Oh no, I really hope you were careful. That's how you wake up in bed with a stranger, you know.
Matt: I know! But in my neighborhood? Hell, no. I would have been out $400. Or with a boy. Or both.
French Canadian Friend: Oh yeah, eh.
FCFUG: Oh yes. Your street is sort of . . . colorful.