x(t) = vt cos θ
A common misperception about men by women is that, in order for males to drip pee on a toilet rim, they must either be extraordinarily negligent, or vandalous, or both.
What such women fail to realize about the male's urinary function is that 1) the velocity of the escaping urine, and consequently the launch angle required to keep the resulting parabolic stream in consistent contact with the desired target, are constantly changing values over the course of the activity, the calculation of which lends itself to a high probability of error, and 2) this is compounded by the fact that, for a number of reasons, the initial angle of the urine stream itself can vary considerably from the initial angle of the urethra, causing it not to go where you meant for it to in the first place, and demanding lightning-fast corrective action.
Of course, all this explanation could only be to help myself feel better about a rather embarrassing incident when I was too lazy to turn on the light in my own bathroom a few minutes ago.
But it's still true.
What such women fail to realize about the male's urinary function is that 1) the velocity of the escaping urine, and consequently the launch angle required to keep the resulting parabolic stream in consistent contact with the desired target, are constantly changing values over the course of the activity, the calculation of which lends itself to a high probability of error, and 2) this is compounded by the fact that, for a number of reasons, the initial angle of the urine stream itself can vary considerably from the initial angle of the urethra, causing it not to go where you meant for it to in the first place, and demanding lightning-fast corrective action.
Of course, all this explanation could only be to help myself feel better about a rather embarrassing incident when I was too lazy to turn on the light in my own bathroom a few minutes ago.
But it's still true.