Badger
I decided in a sleep deprived haze this morning that the world has utterly underestimated the utility of badgers.
They're small, they're furry, they're cute, and they're mean as hell. This could come in quite handy.
Think: you come home to find a friend or family member in your bed and refusing to move to the couch. Add badger. Problem solved. Well, sort of.
Extend this concept to the whole idea of an aide animal for wimpy people: the biting mouth badger (or on some occasions, the clawing claw badger). You walk around town with the badger beside you in a little harness, and the first time someone gets all mean at you, the badger just unloads on him.
Perhaps I could train my cat for this.
Wait a minute. My cat did bully me out of bed this morning.
Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all. Nevermind.
They're small, they're furry, they're cute, and they're mean as hell. This could come in quite handy.
Think: you come home to find a friend or family member in your bed and refusing to move to the couch. Add badger. Problem solved. Well, sort of.
Extend this concept to the whole idea of an aide animal for wimpy people: the biting mouth badger (or on some occasions, the clawing claw badger). You walk around town with the badger beside you in a little harness, and the first time someone gets all mean at you, the badger just unloads on him.
Perhaps I could train my cat for this.
Wait a minute. My cat did bully me out of bed this morning.
Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all. Nevermind.