Real Iced Tea
Matt: It's so cute that the cream soda is pink
Amalgam of Other Party Guests: Uh, what other colour would it be?
Matt: Cream soda colored? Sort of colorless or slightly beige?
AoOPG: Colourless? Like clear?!? That would be like clear Coke, or clear root beer! That's messed up. That wouldn't even taste right, I think.
Matt: So it's always pink?
AoOPG: Of course it's always pink. Remind me not to order a cream soda in the US then. I bet you drink weird iced tea, too.
Matt: Weird iced tea. . . .
AoOPG: [to others] In the States, if you order iced tea, they give you like a glass, with ice, and tea in it.
Matt: Uh huh.
AoOPG: Well?
Matt: Well what?
AoOPG: Well, I had to order a "sweetened tea with lemon juice" or something like that in order to get a Real Iced Tea.
Matt: Hey, back up a minute. Let's re-evaluate this definition of Real Iced Tea. What about the concept of fresh brewed tea on ice is not Real Iced Tea?
AoOPG: [collectively] Ew.
Amalgam of Other Party Guests: Uh, what other colour would it be?
Matt: Cream soda colored? Sort of colorless or slightly beige?
AoOPG: Colourless? Like clear?!? That would be like clear Coke, or clear root beer! That's messed up. That wouldn't even taste right, I think.
Matt: So it's always pink?
AoOPG: Of course it's always pink. Remind me not to order a cream soda in the US then. I bet you drink weird iced tea, too.
Matt: Weird iced tea. . . .
AoOPG: [to others] In the States, if you order iced tea, they give you like a glass, with ice, and tea in it.
Matt: Uh huh.
AoOPG: Well?
Matt: Well what?
AoOPG: Well, I had to order a "sweetened tea with lemon juice" or something like that in order to get a Real Iced Tea.
Matt: Hey, back up a minute. Let's re-evaluate this definition of Real Iced Tea. What about the concept of fresh brewed tea on ice is not Real Iced Tea?
AoOPG: [collectively] Ew.