Vampire Hunter O
maktaaq: How was your evening?
onomatt: Pretty good. A little weird actually.
maktaaq: Oh?
onomatt: Well, having requested a handful of artsy sorts of movies from DVDFlix a couple of months back, and finally giving up on ever being in the right mood to sit down and watch them, I sent them back last week in exchange for a bunch of mindless crappy stuff which is pretty easy to vegetate in front of after a long day at work.
maktaaq: Hence the Matrix movie a couple of days ago?
onomatt: Exactly. So tonight, as I was eating something for dinner and cleaning house a little bit, I started watching the first part of Blade Trinity.
maktaaq: Oh? How is that?
onomatt: Not so great so far. I don't know what it is about all these third-in-a-trilogy movies lately, but they're so bad. Anyway, I was kind of hanging with it until they zoomed in on the vampire headquarters building, right?
maktaaq: Okay. So, what happened at the vampire headquarters?
onomatt: Not too much in what I've seen so far. But the problem is it's RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME! Right next to the Wall Centre! I guess I should have known the movie was filmed in town, but for some reason this really freaks me out. I was cool with robots and parking enforcers and sci-fi funeral planners, but the thought of not only a bunch of vampires in my neighborhood, but the Global Vampire Headquarters? That's a bit more than I can take. I'm not sure I can sleep tonight.
maktaaq: That is why it's good to have a Transylvanian around.
onomatt: Oh? You can help with this?
maktaaq: Yes. Just show me where they are, and I'll have it under control for you. We have ways of dealing with such things from the Old Country.
onomatt: Belt full of wooden stakes and whatnot?
maktaaq: Whatever it takes. I'll make sure you're safe.
onomatt: Pretty good. A little weird actually.
maktaaq: Oh?
onomatt: Well, having requested a handful of artsy sorts of movies from DVDFlix a couple of months back, and finally giving up on ever being in the right mood to sit down and watch them, I sent them back last week in exchange for a bunch of mindless crappy stuff which is pretty easy to vegetate in front of after a long day at work.
maktaaq: Hence the Matrix movie a couple of days ago?
onomatt: Exactly. So tonight, as I was eating something for dinner and cleaning house a little bit, I started watching the first part of Blade Trinity.
maktaaq: Oh? How is that?
onomatt: Not so great so far. I don't know what it is about all these third-in-a-trilogy movies lately, but they're so bad. Anyway, I was kind of hanging with it until they zoomed in on the vampire headquarters building, right?
maktaaq: Okay. So, what happened at the vampire headquarters?
onomatt: Not too much in what I've seen so far. But the problem is it's RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME! Right next to the Wall Centre! I guess I should have known the movie was filmed in town, but for some reason this really freaks me out. I was cool with robots and parking enforcers and sci-fi funeral planners, but the thought of not only a bunch of vampires in my neighborhood, but the Global Vampire Headquarters? That's a bit more than I can take. I'm not sure I can sleep tonight.
maktaaq: That is why it's good to have a Transylvanian around.
onomatt: Oh? You can help with this?
maktaaq: Yes. Just show me where they are, and I'll have it under control for you. We have ways of dealing with such things from the Old Country.
onomatt: Belt full of wooden stakes and whatnot?
maktaaq: Whatever it takes. I'll make sure you're safe.