Sancho Panza
"Do you mind if we go to that coffee shop with the free wireless and upload our photos and things?"
"Sure, that's probably okay. Except I should warn you. . . ."
"Oh? Is it bad?"
"No, the coffee is really good, but the place is run by militant Christian West Texans. Expect to have your soul saved or to be sold Amway stuff or both at least once while we're in there."
"Oh, that's okay. I'll just upload the photos of my sex orgy to scare them off."
"Won't they be fooled?"
"No. I'll include the photos of dozens of gay men sodomizing me. That will show them."
"Why would gay men sodomize you? You're a woman."
"Oh, I'd be in disguise."
"Ooh, a mustache!"
"No! A Dirty Sanchez!"
"Sure, that's probably okay. Except I should warn you. . . ."
"Oh? Is it bad?"
"No, the coffee is really good, but the place is run by militant Christian West Texans. Expect to have your soul saved or to be sold Amway stuff or both at least once while we're in there."
"Oh, that's okay. I'll just upload the photos of my sex orgy to scare them off."
"Won't they be fooled?"
"No. I'll include the photos of dozens of gay men sodomizing me. That will show them."
"Why would gay men sodomize you? You're a woman."
"Oh, I'd be in disguise."
"Ooh, a mustache!"
"No! A Dirty Sanchez!"