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2006.01.11 Dying
2006.01.10 Like crack. . . .
2006.01.04 Toque Scratch Off
2006.01.01 Draw 4 Wild
2005.12.30 Barrio Dark Side
2005.12.28 Sancho Panza
2005.12.25 Country Roads
2005.12.24 Rehab
2005.12.24 Get a job
2005.12.23 Missing
2005.12.21 Custom tailored
2005.12.19 Capital Punishment
2005.12.17 Meet the Parents
2005.12.16 Damn fool drivers
2005.12.12 192,226
2005.12.11 Feliz Navidad
2005.12.08 Look both ways
2005.12.05 Hee Haw
2005.12.04 Vigilante Justice
2005.11.29 'Nuff said
2005.11.28 A Conservative Estimate
2005.11.23 40,724 and counting
2005.11.21 Changing Your Grass
2005.11.16 Erotic Seduction
2005.11.14 Not much creativity today
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Sancho Panza
"Do you mind if we go to that coffee shop with the free wireless and upload our photos and things?"

"Sure, that's probably okay. Except I should warn you. . . ."

"Oh? Is it bad?"

"No, the coffee is really good, but the place is run by militant Christian West Texans. Expect to have your soul saved or to be sold Amway stuff or both at least once while we're in there."

"Oh, that's okay. I'll just upload the photos of my sex orgy to scare them off."

"Won't they be fooled?"

"No. I'll include the photos of dozens of gay men sodomizing me. That will show them."

"Why would gay men sodomize you? You're a woman."

"Oh, I'd be in disguise."

"Ooh, a mustache!"

"No! A Dirty Sanchez!"