Death by Facebook
She: Oh no! Does that put you at more Facebook friends than I have?
I: I didn't realize this was a contest.
She: It is a contest, and you'd better hope you aren't winning right now.
I: Oh? And if I do have more friends, what are you going to do about it? Create some imaginary friends? Erase some of mine?
She: Hm. I'll figure something out. . . .
I: . . .
She: . . . If people die in real life, do their Facebook accounts get deleted?
I: I didn't realize this was a contest.
She: It is a contest, and you'd better hope you aren't winning right now.
I: Oh? And if I do have more friends, what are you going to do about it? Create some imaginary friends? Erase some of mine?
She: Hm. I'll figure something out. . . .
I: . . .
She: . . . If people die in real life, do their Facebook accounts get deleted?