Brain On Drugs
She: [after taking a sleeping pill and going to bed] Gasp!
I: [crawling into bed after she was already asleep] What is it?
She: When you came through the door just now I thought you had a chandelier on your head!
I: Um, well, I didn't.
She: [condescendingly] I know that now. Because you put the magic pyramid down on the floor.
I: Ohhhhhhkay.
I: [crawling into bed after she was already asleep] What is it?
She: When you came through the door just now I thought you had a chandelier on your head!
I: Um, well, I didn't.
She: [condescendingly] I know that now. Because you put the magic pyramid down on the floor.
I: Ohhhhhhkay.