Poked with pointy things!
She: Do you know what should happen?
I: What?
She: Now that William Hamleigh has forced that Elizabeth chick to marry him, but she's becoming friends with Aliena, you know?
I: [realizing this is a conversation about The Pillars of the Earth] Oh! Yeah?
She: She could totally get her come-uppance, and like turn on him.
I: Really? How?
She: Well, don't you think that jerk deserves to be sodomized with a broom or something?
I: Ooh, the bristly end of a broom!
She: Oh yeah, that would teach that rapist bastard! Sodomy with pointy things!
I: Sodomy with a hedgehog!
She: [hesitating] Yeah I guess, but is that maybe taking it too far? I mean, he probably wouldn't survive that....
I: Oh. Okay, sodomy with an already deceased hedgehog! Who has been humanely killed at some point in the past!
She: Ha, I was actually talking about William, but you were more worried about the hedgehog?
I: Hey, the hedgehog didn't do anything wrong.
I: What?
She: Now that William Hamleigh has forced that Elizabeth chick to marry him, but she's becoming friends with Aliena, you know?
I: [realizing this is a conversation about The Pillars of the Earth] Oh! Yeah?
She: She could totally get her come-uppance, and like turn on him.
I: Really? How?
She: Well, don't you think that jerk deserves to be sodomized with a broom or something?
I: Ooh, the bristly end of a broom!
She: Oh yeah, that would teach that rapist bastard! Sodomy with pointy things!
I: Sodomy with a hedgehog!
She: [hesitating] Yeah I guess, but is that maybe taking it too far? I mean, he probably wouldn't survive that....
I: Oh. Okay, sodomy with an already deceased hedgehog! Who has been humanely killed at some point in the past!
She: Ha, I was actually talking about William, but you were more worried about the hedgehog?
I: Hey, the hedgehog didn't do anything wrong.