My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Horoscope in this morning's 24 Hours:
Since the fiancee is still in my hometown for one more day, and I'm already back in Vancouver, this prediction was amusingly accurate, and even more so considering we're both Geminis, and I'm in her "home" while she's away, too, if you look at it from her perspective.
Granted, I'm not sure how this applies to the remaining 177,000 or so Geminis in the Vancouver area, but everyone knows that a horoscope applies only to the one person reading the prediction right then, and the others of the same astrological sign magically see a different message.
Don't believe me? Look over someone's shoulder on the bus and read the horoscope on they're paper — it'll be different. But, of course, if the paper catches you looking, it'll change to your personal horoscope, so you have to be really sneaky about it.
Still don't see it? Well, you're just not fast enough then. But I promise it's true.
Should you travel a long distance for your true love? Or find it close to home? The answer is both!
Since the fiancee is still in my hometown for one more day, and I'm already back in Vancouver, this prediction was amusingly accurate, and even more so considering we're both Geminis, and I'm in her "home" while she's away, too, if you look at it from her perspective.
Granted, I'm not sure how this applies to the remaining 177,000 or so Geminis in the Vancouver area, but everyone knows that a horoscope applies only to the one person reading the prediction right then, and the others of the same astrological sign magically see a different message.
Don't believe me? Look over someone's shoulder on the bus and read the horoscope on they're paper — it'll be different. But, of course, if the paper catches you looking, it'll change to your personal horoscope, so you have to be really sneaky about it.
Still don't see it? Well, you're just not fast enough then. But I promise it's true.