Home on the range, you knob
Matt: Hey, did you guys hear the news? Rick Moranis just released a country music album?
Coworkers: Rick Moranis?
Coworkers: No! Really?
Matt: Yeah. I'm serious.
Coworkers: Bob MacKenzie.
Coworkers: Give hosehead some beer, eh?
Coworkers: Oh man, I'm trying to picture him singing a cowboy song and it ends up just being a daydream about him putting out fires. You know, like that way. The beer and all.
Coworkers: I know, right? Can you sing country songs about that?
Coworkers: Where'd he get this kind of idea anyway?
Matt: The website said from his kids.
Coworkers: He has kids, too? Do they wear flannel?
Coworkers: Rick Moranis?
Coworkers: No! Really?
Matt: Yeah. I'm serious.
Coworkers: Bob MacKenzie.
Coworkers: Give hosehead some beer, eh?
Coworkers: Oh man, I'm trying to picture him singing a cowboy song and it ends up just being a daydream about him putting out fires. You know, like that way. The beer and all.
Coworkers: I know, right? Can you sing country songs about that?
Coworkers: Where'd he get this kind of idea anyway?
Matt: The website said from his kids.
Coworkers: He has kids, too? Do they wear flannel?