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2006.10.15 Brained
2006.08.25 Smells like. . . .
2006.07.17 I Wanna Be Paparazzi
2006.06.19 Nu Mă, Nu Mă, Nu Mă Iei
2006.06.03 The tea battle continues
2006.05.25 Syrup
2006.05.22 Skunked
2006.04.30 Remote Access
2006.04.30 Amaebi Sandwich
2006.04.12 Photo Courtesy
2006.04.09 Your kidding
2006.04.02 Bite the Carrot
2006.03.22 Day of hellos and howdys
2006.03.08 More Conversation
2006.02.19 Beer, eh
2006.02.17 Drawing a Blank
2006.02.15 Yeah, yeah, yeah
2006.02.09 Reknown
2006.02.06 Glass
2006.01.23 If my home were bugged
2006.01.20 Home on the range, you knob
2005.12.30 Barrio Dark Side
2005.12.28 Sancho Panza
2005.12.25 Country Roads
2005.12.17 Meet the Parents
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Amaebi Sandwich
Matt: Your special on the Fresh Shrimp on a Kaiser Roll — what kind of shrimp are they?
Cashier: They're fresh shrimp.
Matt: No, I mean how are they cooked?
Cashier: I don't know. Let me ask. [to the cook] Hey, how are the shrimp cooked on the special sandwich?
Cook: Fresh.
Cashier: [to me] Fresh.
Matt: [to both] No, I mean are the shrimp boiled or fried?
Cook: Fresh.
Matt: Well, not raw, obviously, so you mean boiled?
Cook: No. The shrimp are fresh.
Matt: . . . Forget it. I'll have the cod, then.