Skunked
I: Something smell like smoke to you?
She: I can't smell anything. I still have this cold in my nose. I can't smell anything.
I: You could burn up and totally not know it I guess.
She: Yeah, or be one of those people that smells awful and doesn't know it because I can't smell it, and the people at work are too embarrassed to tell me. Granted, that could come in handy. I could do jobs that other people couldn't stand.
I: Like what, trash person or something?
She: No. Skunk removal. People call me when they have a skunk around, and I show up at their door. "Skunk Removal Service. What can I do for you." And then I just walk right up to the skunk, grab him by the tail, and walk right out the door. The poor skunk wouldn't know what hit him.
I: So you'd just list yourself under the yellow pages or something?
She: Sure. And I'd have my own skunk removal supplies: You know that police tape they put around crime scenes? I'd have a special black and white striped one I'd put up so innocent bystanders wouldn't wander into the stink. And I could have my own special skunk uniform and everything.
I: Is there much of a demand for this? Skunk removal?
She: Sure. I wouldn't just have to limit myself to skunks either. I could also remove other . . . animals who are . . . musky. Like . . . other ones.
She: I can't smell anything. I still have this cold in my nose. I can't smell anything.
I: You could burn up and totally not know it I guess.
She: Yeah, or be one of those people that smells awful and doesn't know it because I can't smell it, and the people at work are too embarrassed to tell me. Granted, that could come in handy. I could do jobs that other people couldn't stand.
I: Like what, trash person or something?
She: No. Skunk removal. People call me when they have a skunk around, and I show up at their door. "Skunk Removal Service. What can I do for you." And then I just walk right up to the skunk, grab him by the tail, and walk right out the door. The poor skunk wouldn't know what hit him.
I: So you'd just list yourself under the yellow pages or something?
She: Sure. And I'd have my own skunk removal supplies: You know that police tape they put around crime scenes? I'd have a special black and white striped one I'd put up so innocent bystanders wouldn't wander into the stink. And I could have my own special skunk uniform and everything.
I: Is there much of a demand for this? Skunk removal?
She: Sure. I wouldn't just have to limit myself to skunks either. I could also remove other . . . animals who are . . . musky. Like . . . other ones.