Pinch
Matt: Looks like you really got into the spirit of St. Patrick's Day. . . .
Coworker: What do you mean?
Matt: Your bright green shirt.
Coworker: [looks down] Oh, that! Heh, that's actually a total coincidence. I'd completely forgotten what day it was.
Matt: Well, at least you're prepared anyway?
Coworker: Actually, my family's Irish Protestant, so if anything, I should have been wearing an orange shirt. Not green. Sometimes you can't win. . . .
Coworker: What do you mean?
Matt: Your bright green shirt.
Coworker: [looks down] Oh, that! Heh, that's actually a total coincidence. I'd completely forgotten what day it was.
Matt: Well, at least you're prepared anyway?
Coworker: Actually, my family's Irish Protestant, so if anything, I should have been wearing an orange shirt. Not green. Sometimes you can't win. . . .