The First Rule
Guy Angry At Being Told His First Novel Could Suck: So how do you say his name again?
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: Who?
GAABTHFNCS: Chuck.
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: Palahniuk. Paul-a-nick. It's weird, isn't it?
GAABTHFNCS: Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard anybody say it that way. You know, maybe I should ask him if he thinks he might be saying his name wrong.
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: His own name? You asshole.
GAABTHFNCS: No, I'm serious. I'm not sure if I say my own name right. It's a fair question.
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: Maybe it's a fair question, but if you ask him, don't expect him to sign your damn book.
GAABTHFNCS: Yeah, well, if he tries to make a thing of it, I could take him. He's not that big, you know.
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: Who?
GAABTHFNCS: Chuck.
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: Palahniuk. Paul-a-nick. It's weird, isn't it?
GAABTHFNCS: Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard anybody say it that way. You know, maybe I should ask him if he thinks he might be saying his name wrong.
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: His own name? You asshole.
GAABTHFNCS: No, I'm serious. I'm not sure if I say my own name right. It's a fair question.
GAABTHFNCS's Girlfriend: Maybe it's a fair question, but if you ask him, don't expect him to sign your damn book.
GAABTHFNCS: Yeah, well, if he tries to make a thing of it, I could take him. He's not that big, you know.