Lizard on a Stick
On a cable television program, a man walks through Vancouver Chinatown while talking to an unseen narrator.
Oh! A lizard on a stick. I used to have these.
Not on a stick like this, of course.
They say, you know, the best part is the tail. See, this part here. That's the best part.
But if they just put the tail on a stick, you wouldn't know where it was from, you know. You wouldn't know where it came from. I mean, the lizard tail might have been used or something. So this is better the way they just block the whole lizard on this thing, see? The whole little guy is here. So . . . yeah, that's good.